Band Members

Here is a bit of info about the members of the one, the only, Mac and Cheese Mermaid. We all wrote some things about each other:

Percy Nuglet (me)

Percy: You may know me, you may not. I'm that mysterious stranger that everyone wants but no one can have. That's why I've never had a girlfriend. But I will soon, the ladies shall come to me once their hear the sweet sounds of my music. In the band I'm kinda the leader, the king, the dominant Gorilla, the alpha dog. I am vocals and the electric piccalo player. I don't care what my mom says, the electric piccalo is a babe magnet.

Shrub: Percy's the man yo. He's wicked beast at just about everything. I remember that one time he got my chinchilla out of the vaacuum in under 10 seconds. That was flat out impressive.

Larry: Percy's cool, but he'd be cooler if he paid me that 20 bucks he owes me.

Gilbert: Percy you are so stylish and cool! You put the funk in FUNKtastic!

Roxie: Weirdo.

Ludwig "Shrub" Nelson

Percy: Shrub's my home boi, my BFFL. We've been wing men since second grade when we filled all the girl's backpacks with sand. He's beast at scrabble and has a sick chinchilla named Frank. That little guy is bullet proof (Frank, not Shrub. If I ever did shoot Shrub he'd totally be wounded, no offense). He's been in vaacums, fish tanks, microwaves–and he still has all his fur. Shrub plays lead guitar.

Shrub: Call me Ludwig and you die. 

Larry: Shrub you still have my netted man tank top and I want it back.

Gilbert: Shrub; youdabomb.com!

Roxie: You're hott.

Percy: Ew.

One-Eyed Larry Peterson

Percy: Larry doesn't actually have one eye, he just likes to be called that. Sometimes he doesn't even wear an eyepatch, and when he does it's only to attract girls and look like a pirate at the same time. He thinks of himself as a fashion icon and universal symbol of hotness. He plays drums.

Shrub: Dude, Larry you're a sick drum player but you aren't a fashion icon.

Larry: Am too.

Gilbert: Larry I think your cat gave me rabies. But you're still wicked awesome man!

Roxie: Eh.

Gilbert Yoscotti

Percy: Gilbert's my cousin, and my mom made him join the band. He has tons of t-shirts with jokes about chemistry and reanacts every episode of star trek through his action figures and uploads them onto the internet. So far he's gone like 4 views combined. Gilbert's not as musically talented as the rest of us, so we just let him play the triangle. 

Shrub: Gilbert, Gilbert ... where to begin?

Larry: I must give you props about being the only person in the band who hasn't returned something of mine they borrowed.

Gilbert: Thanks bra.

Larry: Dude I am not lingerie.

Roxie: Gilbert you make good snickerdoodles.

Roxie Elyards

Percy: Long story short, we were in desperate need of a keyboard player and the only two people who auditioned were Roxie and Jojo. Jojo is a hobo who sits outside the bakery and grabs people's feet as they walk by. I doubt he can even play the keyboard, and when he came to my house he just stole all my Lean Cuisine meals then ran away. So Roxie was a last resort. She works at Club Libby Lu and eats mac and cheese through a straw. Seriously, who does that?

Shrub: Roxie I like how your hair is half purple and half blonde.

Percy: Oh yeah and Shrub kinda has a thing for her.

Shrub: Shut up man stop spreading lies.

Larry: Roxie you borrowed my staple gun and I want it back.

Gilbert: You are the only girl I don't feel nervous around, probably because Percy keeps trying to convince me that you're secretly a man.

Percy: It would explain a lot.

Roxie: Thanks guys, I'm feeling the love.

So, yeah, that's the band.

I know, you're jealous.