Friday, January 30, 2009

Up Close and Personal With ... Percy

Kay Rockers and Dudettes.
Everyone once in a while our blog will do a feature on one of the band members. Since I'm clearly the most jacked, I shall go first.

Name: Percy Nuglet
Age: 16
Dating Status: Single (but not for long ... )
Rating (1-10): 11
Physical appearance: attractive
Likes: Music, Xbox, MCM (dur), the ladies (call me), salsa (the food not the dance -- dancing makes my thighs ache)
Dislikes: Roxie, my little sister (Rudolph), lima beans, poetry, Roxie, blenders, chores, math, science, french, english, history, debate team. Oh yeah and Roxie. And Snuggies. Those things give me nightmares.
Instrument: Vocals, electric piccalo (a lot of peeps have been all up in my face and been all "what's an electric piccalo". So I shall explain. An electric piccalo is simply a piccalo that you plug into a socket. Kaythxbye.)
Fave MCM Song: Plumber 
Recent Projects: In English class we had to write poems. I hate poetry, but my poem pretty much beasted the whole class indefinately. It's so good that I'm willing to post it here (who knows, maybe one day MCM will turn it into a song). I'm so deep its not even funny.

Percy's Poem: The Fire Within

luv is like a candle
everlasting and burning
with a firey rage
like a lion
roar
roar
meow
scratch
meow
purrrrrrrr
a lion that sleeps in a cave
beckoning its prey
a bird flutters by
flying home to its mother
just a baby
spreading its wings
it flies into a tree
the baby bird is dead

OWNED.

3 comments:

  1. percy you are soooo creative <3
    this poem is soo romantic and deep, i can be that lion for you, ripping you apart, tearing off your skin with my sharp claws and shiny white teeth

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  2. Hi percy.
    I love you.
    I play the electric piccalo.
    just for you.

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