Fall Out Boy and got Notin' on MCM

RIEN!

Pardon my French.

[rien is french for dayyyyummmmmm]

The prom was postPOWNED.

Can you believe that?

Ms. Ulexuh got attacked by a beaver (her own fault; she shouldn't have been hunting during Wind Season) and thought she had rabies. Turns out she didn't, but she spent so much time in the hospital that she didn't have time to prepare for the prom. So it's postpowned until next week.

Also, I'm pretty pissé [french for pissed]

Not only did Rudolph try to flush my French/English pocket dictionary down the toilet but some deaf girl named Cindy who goes to my school came out with a blog. I know she's deaf because she says she doesn't like our music. She thought that Fall Out Boy was better than us. Pshhh Pete Wentz wishes he could be me. But anyways check out what LAMO wrote:

Hey guy's it's Cindy's weekly music review! Today I am going to be comparing my favorite band Fall Out Boy to my ex boyfriend's (Larry) band Mac and Cheese Mermaid. I heard two of their three songs and they are LAME. They have no rythm, their lyrics make no sense, and their lead singer tried to nugget my backpack last week. Their keyboarder is wicked creepy too. Their music is completely off-key and Percy sounds like Miley Cyrus going through a wood chipper. Their music SUCKS. Fall Out Boy on the other hand is very hot and has never nuggeted me or dumped me. And their music is actually GOOD. Pete Wentz is wayyyyy better than Percy Nuglet times a thousand!

Can you believe her stupidity? Just because we don't wear an insane amount of guyliner like FOB does doesn't mean we aren't da bomb. Pete Wentz was probably insanely jealous of me and paid her to write that. I do not sound like Miley Cyrus going through a woodchipper. If Areatha Franklin and Elvis Presley had a child, I'd sound like him.