--Percy
1) Who is the drummer?
a) Percy
b) Shrub
c) Larry
d) Gilbert
2) Who does Percy Nuglet hate?
a) Pete Wentz
b) Roxie
c) Mitchell Musso
d) All of the above
3) What was MCM's breakout hit?
a) Plumber
b) Toxic Waste
c) Hands off My Thighs!
d) Big Blue Whale
4) What is Percy Nuglet's rating on a scale form 1 - 10?
a) 10
b) 11
c) googleplex
d) empooninia
5) Who was Roxie's first boyfriend?
a) Shrub
b) Enrico [foreigner]
c) Gerard (dude from our math class, not the dude from MCR–who are comparable to MCM)
d) Josh Pelliman
6) Why is Larry hot? [Larry wrote this question btw]
a) his rock solid abs
b) his movie-star good looks
c) his kick-butt sense of style
d) his eyepatch
e) his peg leg
f) all of the above
7) Why does Roxie SUCK? (question by me, Percy)
a) she's a weirdo and she eats mac and cheese through a straw
b) my dog Flippy was growling at her so she chucked my pinini maker at him but it hit my minifridge and melted all my ice cream dots
c) she prank called me pretending to be a hot girl and telling me to meet her in my suggestive boxers that I got from the black market, when really she just took pictures of me and put them on the internet and emailed them to Mitchell Musso [who I'm sure looks at them every day]
d) her afro got stuck in my dream catcher
e) all of the above
8) Who was Percy's first girlfriend?
a) Whitney Hughs
b) Roxie
c) Jessica Alba
d) He hasn't had one yet because no one is good enough for him and he's just too hot.
9) Which one of these is NOT one of Gilbert's cyberbuddies' screenames in 'Wizards and Warlocks'?
a) PheonixP0000WNER334
b) WOWURMOMSACOW
c) Canadian_Spy_Boi
d) Ming_o_o..83
e) Howie Mandell
10) Which one of the following events has NOT happened to Shrub's chinchilla Frank?
a) he was on the counter and he accidentally jumped into the toaster but then popped out in time to get tan lines
b) he fell in the toilet (they just don't make them small enough these days)
c) he almost fell into the french fry vat at Burger King
d) he bit P!nk (the singer)
e) he peed on Kelly Clarkson
ANSWERS:
ReplyDelete1) c. DUH. If you got this one wrong go spill Root Beer down you're shirt because you are an idiot.
2) d. I hate them all (Percy).
3) a. Man that was a great one.
4) c. Googleplex represents the biggest number EVER. empoooninia represents the smallest. I am extremely hot so I deserve the biggest number possible. DUR.
5) c. She only dated him because his mom owned a beef jerkey factory and she stole it from his cabinets. Gerard only dated Roxie because she told him that she was Jamie Lynn Spear's cousin. So basically they used each other.
6) d. Some of the other ones are true, but mostly his eyepatch. You may have said all the above, but he doesn't have a peg leg. He tried to cut off his real leg (he was very high off of red bull and elmer's glue that night) and he brought an ax into his room, but then his mom caught him and sent him to a cutting support group. But now he thinks peg legs are lame anyways.
7) e. Roxie is just the worst ever.
8) d. I am too hot to touch. Play with fire and you'll get burned. Which is me. Because I am hot. Like fire. Ow!
9) e. I wish Howie Mandell played W&W (Gilbert)
10) a. Ah, Frank.
hee hee i got 10 out of 10
ReplyDeleteyay!
(oh and my dad blocked the ol' facerange after 9pm so everything that goes down in the hizzout will not be commented by me.)
but i can still read them b/c all my "notifications" are emailed to me
xoxo
MCMC
call me percy
I <3 you
crap i tottaly failed that one but i got the important ones right like 2,4,6, and 10
ReplyDeleteReally mcmc? You got a ten out of ten?
ReplyDeleteIf you are such a true fan then what's my middle name?