Ignore the last post ...

IGNORE THE LAST POST.

My annoying little sister Rudolph (who can't spell) stole my computer and signed on here when I wasn't looking (I knew choosing Roxiesucks as a password was too predictable. Don't worry hackers it's changed now). She's been really angry lately ever since she found out she had headlice and it wasn't actually snowing on her head.

      But just for the record I do not love Miley Cyrus and I do not make out with her or a poster of her. I have made Shrub wear a wig, but that was for something else, not so he could pretend to be Miley Cyrus. Just for the record I've never made out with him either.

     SO .... yeah. IDK how to delete posts, but just know that that last one WAS NOT ME. I'm actually really cool and really attractive and really studly and girls pratically throw themselves at me every time I walk in a room. So yeah. Rudolph lies. 

       And I don't have B.O. I smell like Abercrombie with a dash of Calvin Klein.

      And I hate ponies too. If I had a pony I'd shoot it.