Only kidding. Not about Roxie sucking, that's a fact. But it's not breaking news.
But 4realzies, I have actual breaking news:
Actual Breaking News: Mac and Cheese Mermaid has COMPETITION. Thus, there will be a battle of the bands!
Their name is Cheese Casserole Centaur [hmm ... a complete RIPOFF of our name] and we don't know who they are or have heard their music, we just know that they're really good. Why you might ask? Well young grasshopper, I found a note tapped to my locker that said:
Hey Percy and all the other LAMEOS of Mac and Cheese Mermaid
You guys must be Lunchables because you're about to be SERVED!
Cheese Casserole Centaur is now officially the best band ever.
We have costumes, lyrics, music, and pie.
We're really good too.
P.S. You guys must be sliced pineapple, because you're about to be SALTED.
Seriously? Who puts salt on pineapple? Weird people, that's who.
But they're really good, they said so themselves. It's so strange that we finally have some competition other than Fall Out Boy.
I searched them up on Facebook, Myspace, AIM, Google, but then I found something awful.
THEY HAVE A BLOG! It's www.cheesecasserolecentaur.blogspot.com
WE HAD A BLOG FIRST.
Here is the loser gang. I call them the StupidTroop:
lead singer: Preston
Guitarist: Hedge
Drummer: One-Armed Garry
Accordian: Sheldon
Keyboard: Trixie
Now I know exactly what you're thinking. What kind of name is Preston?
Gosh, those noobs.
They already wrote a post.
DISSING US.
And they're disses were lame.
I could come up with something better if I were blind, deaf, lost all taste in my tongue, were strapped to a camel trudging across the swamp at midnight, being hit with a club by Jack Black.
Amateurs.
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