Tattoos, Aliens, and Rumor Patrol

MY THOUGHTS AT THIS MOMENT:

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo on my back right above the thong line. 

It's gonna say Mac And Cheese Mermaid: We're so Kewl We Make Ice Look Hot. Roxie Sux. I rule.

That might be really painful to get that much ink but oh well it'll be worth it. 

So whenever I bend over not only are people getting a view of my velour boxers but my tattoo also. 

PROM UPDATE:

Thanks for all your fetch suggestion guys, but some anonymus chick named Alexa suggested the alien theme. So we're doing that. We're going to spray paint ourselves silver and put antenas on our heads. It's going to be off the chain. 

RUMOR PATROL:

I do not like Roxie. There some blogs which shall NOT BE NAMED which are saying that I like Roxie. But I don't [Shrub does]. But I actually have standards so I would never date her. And lactose makes me puffy, and since Roxie eats so much spray cheese all the time I wouldn't be able to stand being around her. I would rather date Gilbert than Roxie, which would be incredibly awkward considering we're cousins and I like girls (and I'm pretty sure he does too).

Yesterday Roxie asked me to give her a headlice check. I refused, but Larry used his drumsticks to search her head. He didn't find any lice, but he did find a token for a free mustard at Chuck E. Cheese's. He kept that for himself.