New Song: Panther

NEW SONG: PANTHER

I know they're looking' 

when I walk by

I can hear the ladies

scream "my oh my"

They yell "he's hot"

and I can't disagree

cause guilty as charged

so baby handcuff me

Being hot is a gift 

but a sickness too

I can't keep da ladies off

they're like glue

cause I'm hot like ...

apple stew!

CHORUS:

Cause I'm super cool

a ten out of ten

I'm like the Angelina Jolie

of men

I strut down the halls

Showing what I got

But touch and you'll get burned 

Cause I'm hot

Baby I'm a panther

roar 

roar

roar

A panther

roar 

roar 

roar

The most dangerous cat of the jungle

I'm danger at its finest

a CAUTION sign around my neck

I'm that guy all the girls want

but can't get

I ain't got no leather jacket

or motorcycle

but I got killer class

and killer style

And not to mention

I'm insanely strong

I'm benchpressing 180

I got it goin' on

It's hard to be so hot

girls faint when I near me

they scream "doctor! doctor!"

good thing I have a medical degree 

CHORUS

Deep in the jungle

the panther lies low

King of the Jungle

ready to put on a show!

CHORUS [x2]

The Band's Reactions:

Shrub: That was off the chain!

Larry: Wicked awesome man!

Gilbert: It's so cool I cried.

Roxie: It makes no sense. You're not hot, and "da ladies" are not all over you. And you definitely do not have a medical degree. And pshhh ... you don't even weigh 180 pounds–more like 80.

Roxie's opinion doesn't count.